Pornbook?

Facebook lost quite a lot of users a couple of days ago... what for? Cyberbullying? Boredom? None of these... for it was the big load of hot steamy porn images that flooded newsfeeds across the world that did it! 'Pornbook' as I now like to call it, has been the hub of social interacting since 2004, and with nearly 10 years in the bank, it has decided to sponsor a relatively well known website - Pornhub.

Only joking! But it seems like it, doesn't it?

I remember the day well; 

I had college at 9am sharp, until midday. I struggled to get up that morning due to the lack of sleep the previous night, but I forced myself through my sleepiness and awoke, showered, dressed and made my way into college for a morning of hardcore Shakespeare. It was a slow morning, with a long drag through several literature lessons, but finally, I was able to leave the college and go home. As I walked through the front door I craved a hot cup of tea - but socialising called in first, and I quickly turned on my laptop to check my facebook. I started up iTunes and played a piece of smooth 50's jazz, Nat King Cole - Love Me As Though There We're No Tomorrow, before starting up Safari and clicking my bookmark for facebook. It loaded a while, then...

BAM!!!

A PICTURE OF AN ERECT PENIS WITH A KNIFE THROUGH IT! 

I sat there, and without intentionally wanting to, stared at my newsfeed. What the hell had happened? I left that morning with a relatively clean newsfeed - just the occasional argument and a drunken status here and there. But what was this new venture facebook had gotten into?! I scrolled down and found more of these 'sexplicit' photos: Naked women, naked MEN, dead animals and some 'big-ass boned' lady with some dudes head lost between her legs! -_-

Now, I have been a member of facebook since late 2008, and never have I seen anything like this. I was shocked to say the least. And apparently, it all started from a Sharon O'brien? Who posted naughty underwear shots of herself on her page? But this is normal, we all know somebody who does this... BUT WHERE THE FUCK DID THE SEX AND DISTURBINGLY WEIRD PHOTOS COME FROM?! 

I haven't deleted my account to facebook because I like to SOCIALISE, and not get off to some guy pushing a naked girl into a huge latex vagina! I will precede to play my xbox and tweet on twitter until this explicit rampage has come to a climax!

Rant over.